Anti V-day at The Projector
There's nothing quite as anti-cupid as a web of lies, deceit and betrayals - there's really nothing quite as gleeful as watching these happy attached peoples turn on their humanity and destroy their perfect lives.
But let's face it, actually most of you chee-ko-peks just wanna watch Natalie Portman poledance right.
"Closer vibrates with eroticism, bruising laughs, and dynamic performances. Closer is a triumph!" - Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE